Thursday, July 19, 2012

On Being a Cheapskate, and Why the OUYA May Kill Me



In a certain previous podcast, I outed myself as a complete and total cheapskate. As a rule of thumb I've refused to purchase a video game more than forty dollars, with the rare exceptions rearing their glorious heads from time to time. I usually buy used instead of new. I pay nearly bottom-dollar for any Humble Bundle that rolls around. I ignore the other, lesser bundles that have mandatory minimum prices. Heck, I've resorted to the underworld of retro gaming by burning "backup" copies of Dreamcast titles and diving headlong into ROM sites for cartridge-based systems. If any game developer made a dollar off of me in recent memory, they should laminate it, frame it, and nail it to a wall in their lobby in veneration for all time because it's a rare thing to see from me.

By all respects, I'm a horrible gamer, and should be ashamed of myself for not giving into the worship of the white elephant that is video games.

This is why I have such high hopes for - and an utter fear of - the OUYA.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

D-Sub9 Podcast #2




Keith, Bob and Ryan are cheap gamers who wouldn't know a good game if it slapped them in the face... or a good thousand games as Keith would have you believe.

The D-Sub9 Podcast features adults using adult language.

Intro/Outro Music: Ducktales - The Moon, by Year 200X

Podcast index:
  • Keith demonstrates his Model-M keyboard. (0:04)
  • Free-to-Play vs. Pay-to-Play (1:00)
  • The Secret World, and why we won't try it. We're cheap. (1:40)
  • Free-to-Play is the new Shareware (3:15)
  • The only way WoW clones can compete (5:00)
  • Oh crap, they let Ryan talk about World of Tanks... (9:05)
  • Game enhancing Pay-to-Play (Super Monday Night Combat) (16:15)
  • Great, now Ryan's breaking NDAs and he still won't shut up (Mechwarrior Online) (20:43)
  • Bob receives a call... of nature... (22:25)
  • Runes of Magic and Allods Online (23:28)
  • Bob talks about Prototype and softly weeps into his beer (25:15)
  • NICE WORK, AGENT (29:43)
  • The art of Craigslist negotiations (33:26)
  • Ryan embarks on his retro collection project (35:03)
  • Haha Game Gear battery jokes (42:00)
  • What are we playing this week? (43:55)
  • Keith has a feast of games... yet he starves. Pity him. (45:30)

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Box Art is Horrible: The Atari 2600



Gaming historians everywhere believed that people who played games before the mighty 8-Bit era were accustomed to utilizing a truckload of imagination to maintain their suspension of disbelief upon the great pillars of entertainment emanating from the venerable (and wood-laminated) Atari 2600. These video game warriors of yore allowed their minds to be churned into a pasty adhesive that attached the moving squares and balls on screen with the clearly-unrelated-to-actual-game artwork that was plastered on the boxes and cartridges. Sometimes, this effort in marketing actually worked.

Sometimes, it didn't.

Join RJ and Ryan as they survey a generation of gaming that they probably don't ever want to visit again.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

D-Sub9 Podcast #1





Behold as Ryan, Keith and Bob ramble incessantly about things... things with D-Pads and control mechanisms that are almost analog in nature.

Things we talk about (so you can follow along... like one of those choose your adventure novels that I never once cheated on):

Intro/Outro Music: StarTropics II: Zoda's Revenge - Main Dungeon Theme