Saturday, August 11, 2012

Blizzard: Most people play Diablo 3 solo. Still doesn't reconsider offline play.


Maybe I'm just being touchy, but it truly irks me when a gaming company admits it was wrong all along about a particular decision, yet doesn't recant its proud proclamations that it'll keep doing that wrong thing as if everything was OK in the world. I believe that may be called hubris... or bullshit... or some other term directing my nerd rage directly at the heart of Blizzard-Activision.

Dan Stapleton over at GameSpy has a fantastic digest of the latest Diablo 3 blog post over at Blizzard. Specifically, Senior Technical Game Designer Wyatt Cheng drops a little info-bomb on the fanbase:
"At the moment though playing solo is the clear choice, even for those who would prefer co-op with some of their friends."
OK, so all you gamers who proclaimed your love for single-player hacking 'n' slashing have been officially validated by the powers-that-be. That should mean that gameplay (and connectivity, dammit) should be re-addressed to cater to your needs. Say... offline play allowing on-demand soloing whether or not your Internet (or Blizzard's for that matter) is working properly? Well, Cheng mentions nothing about taking care of the demand of the fans, but Stapleton reminds us all of Blizzard's stance that online-only is the way the game is designed to play and you should go play something else if you don't like it... or can't play at all.

Well, at least this squelches the Blizzard apologists who shout that Diablo 3 is purely a multiplayer game and that's how the majority of gamers will play, right? Fat lot of good that will do.

Come on, Blizzard. You've clearly slain the piracy boogeyman while simultaneously invalidating your "Online-only is the most secure method" claims, reducing online-only to just another way to keep gamers from owning the games they bought. How about giving gamers a little latitude in playing your games the way they want to?

I guess not. That money isn't going to print itself, you know.

Friday, August 10, 2012

The Byte Cellar is the Coolest Retro PC Room in History


That's an incredible amount of radiation flowing through that tiny room.

Blake Patterson clearly has a taste for the old-school, as his museum of PC technology clearly shows. The man is a curator of everything from the Apple IIc to the Tandy 1000TL to the Compaq iPaq! There's so much nostalgia going on in that basement I'm not sure which game I want to spin up first. Rise of the Triad? No, Tandy Lemmings! No, wait... Castle Wolfenstein!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

D-Sub9 Podcast #3



Oh hey it's another (late) episode of the D-Sub9 Podcast! Blame Ryan. That slacker.

The redoubtable trio of Bob, Keith and Ryan return to sing the tales of indie developer woe and hope with Microsoft's $40,000 bill on everything and the OUYA's marvelous escape plan. Also, robots... and zombies... and abortions. BE OFFENDED.

The D-Sub9 Podcast features adults using adult language.

Intro/Outro Music: Sonic Mayhem - Quad Machine 
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